Fus Ro Dah
After I drop an insanely good piece of gossip to a group of people

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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wigglytuffer:

when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

When someone says to me and my best friend, “Don’t look now, but…”

kissnecks:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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preach

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves