friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like
I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
me at ikea: where’s the monkey
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves